Oh, I just knew it. Misha met with her lawyer and she’s not going home tomorrow. She’s going to court, but it’s just going to be a dry run. I hope it won’t make Teddy Bear clam up, even though Misha says she’ll kindly hide under her blanket. As she reminded me, though – she does sleep a lot and she knows it.

It was nice getting soda with last night’s commissary, my final order!

Got quite a goodbye from that obnoxious Chavez, but it was still nice of her to take the time to say goodbye. She’s going to Vegas on vacation. We chatted about that for a few minutes. She says the same thing – that every time her husband goes near her, she starts losing. That’s what Tom does to me; hexes my slot machines on me.

Espi came back one last time like I was hoping she would. She said she almost didn’t make it back.

I was dead tired, thanks to Baldilocks (Zapata) and her loud mouth, along with Mattie, who’s leaving Thursday. They were out first and second. Meanwhile, I noticed Espi was letting people out in an odd order. She was supposed to go 2, 3, 4, 5, 1, but she went 1, 2, 5, 4, 3. When I asked her about it, she smiled at me and said, “Oh, I screwed up. Besides, you guys seem like late risers anyway.”

She knows I don’t get up early, and I don’t think she “screwed up.” I think this is a little going away present from her, which is very nice of her.

I cracked her up with more jokes and she cracked me up with a comment she made about Baldilocks, who has a bad leg and uses a cane. I was bitching about how loud she is, and Espi said, “Yeah, she’s a nut. I’d like to beat her to death with her own cane.”

Yeah, I wanted to shove it up her ass really good, believe me!

Beverly was being a major pest again, begging for this and begging for that. I gave her my lunch because I never want it anyway. I asked Espi to let me put it outside the door while she was out (so she wouldn’t be at our door pestering us), and made the comment to Espi about her being a pest. “Yes, she is,” agreed Espi. Obviously, Tiffany can’t stand her either, judging by the way she was looking up at me and pulling her hair, then pointing to Beverly.

Espi said goodbye on her last walk, wishing me the best. I’m definitely going to miss her. I told her she was my favorite 1st shift DO, then she goes, “Don’t tell anyone that. They’ll roll me up!”

What’s that supposed to mean?

Mattie and Sarah got a little pesky too, but I felt bad for them, so I gave them a brownie and a few cookies, and they gave me some paper which I’m using for kites/journal notes.

This cell really is dark compared to all the others. From down in the dayroom, it looked like the light was off in here.

The best part of the day was seeing Tom. Cedeño woke me from a nap to see him, and I rambled on excitedly, filling him in on Misha, Teddy Bear, etc. It was our last visit! Again, Misery was doing visitation.

Tom was very tired. Got a letter from him today too, but since I have the letters all at home on the computer, I won’t get into it much. He just said that working makes the days go by faster, he can’t wait to pick me up, etc.