I forgot to mention that I called Tammy to make sure she was really at the number Lisa gave me before I went to mail her a letter. The first time I called, a guy answered, but I couldn’t tell if it was Mark cuz I never really heard him talk before. The second time I called, I figured that if Tammy were there, she’d be the one to answer the second time around and she did. Then I went online and used a reverse phone directory to find out her address. Just like Bill, she’s in Oakdale, too. I’ll have to see if I can find a map online to see exactly where she is, although I already have a damn good idea. She can’t be too far from Salem and Norwich. Anyway, I never said a word, of course, when I called, and am sending the letter for a few reasons. I congratulated her on her marriage, saying I hoped that this one would be it, reminded her that I don’t hate her, we just couldn’t see eye to eye, etc., and enclosed a copy of my truthful, yet humorous bio for her just for the hell of it. I also know it’ll surprise her to learn that I know about the marriage, her new address, and her new last name, which I could never pronounce before. I just couldn’t understand it when she’d say the name. Anyway, it’s B. I never mentioned looking up her address in the reverse directory, and I sure as hell never mentioned that Lisa gave me the number and let me know about the marriage. I just hope she doesn’t drill Lisa into admitting that I called and that she did give me the info.

There is one more piece of mail I’ve got to send Larry come Christmas. Just thinking about it has me cracking up! I know – I’m a prankster. I just can’t help myself when it comes to these people! I thought I’d do it before Christmas, at a time people are expecting cards anyway. I’ll get a blank Christmas card and insert sequins in it. The card will be addressed from Michelle L, his ex-slut and my ex-roommate I should’ve killed when I had the chance. When he, or Sandy, opens the card and gets a sequin shower, the card will read: Sequins can be messier than pies. And by the way Larry, you shitfuck, this is from your little sister and not your ex-whore, you stupid cock! Give yourself a little Christmas present this year – bend your dick backward and shove it up your asshole!