Me and Andy had an awesome night last night. To start with, about two nights ago I was fooling around on the phone just dialing randomly hoping for a woman to answer cuz I was gonna hit on her, but instead this guy answered but I hit on him just the same anyway.

When I did hit on him, assuming he’d say yes like the typical male would, I was shocked when he said no. I asked why he said no and he says, “Cuz I’m gay.” So I told him I was too, and explained that I was just fooling around on the phone, and through the discussion, I learned that he was a very well-known regular at the Pub and the Frontier. His name is Dedra and dresses up in drag, then I talked to another drag queen who was one of his roommates. A black guy who goes by the name of Renee which I immediately remembered having seen before.

So, last night me and Andy went to both the Pub and the Frontier to see the lip sync contest in which Renee won. In 2nd place was this guy who looks a lot like George Michael who’s also a roommate of Dedra’s and Renee, and also a guy named Corinne, and they’re all so friendly.

Dedra was shocked to see how beautiful I was, she said, and also that she’d spread the word about me and that they said they know people just as feminine as me. Also, they seem pretty drug-free. Dedra insists that I’ll have no problem getting a decent, feminine woman.

Sure.

Anyway, Andy and I ended up playing piano and I sang very well. My voice is getting better and better. Before I sang, Corinne told me he could tell I was a trained singer cuz of the way I breathe and the way my vocal cords vibrate in my throat and by looking at my mouth. Even in a singer’s sleep, they breathe differently. I remember Kacey waking me up saying she thought I was dead cuz I was so still.