I called and talked one-on-one with a psychic, and you know I believe in them after the “strange” things I’ve done. I’ll write more about what I’ve done another time. Meanwhile, this woman told me everything I’ve always felt. Here goes:

1. You will try to quit smoking again and fail, and you may feel bummed out, but don’t, because in six months you won’t be smoking anymore.

2. If you ever have a baby, you won’t be a young mother; you may be between 33 and 35.

3. Fame will come in seven years, and when I’m just starting to make it in 1994 or so, I’ll meet Linda. Maybe not Gloria for a while, as she’s skittish about meeting new people.

4. I may live in L.A. for a while, then maybe have a huge home in Santa Barbara.

5. Be prepared for a potential break-in in March of 1993. I won’t be living here at the time.

6. This March, I’ll meet a woman with very long dark hair, 5'2"-5'4", and see her on and off for six months. The problem will be me, as I’ll be unsure, as usual, or thinking, “This woman’s too good to be true.”

7. I’ll meet another woman at the end of this year or the very beginning of next who has light to medium brown hair just below her shoulders. She’ll be 5'6", and we’ll have more in common, although she won’t be as well off financially.

To me, it sounds like another Kacey followed by another Brenda.