The Bevster’s out hanging clothes again. I never would’ve thought people would be hanging clothes out here in December! I’m not surprised, though, since she didn’t hang much yesterday and usually does laundry towards the end of the week. I heard her door this time, too. At least I think I did. Maybe she wasn’t in a hurry to get rid of me yesterday, but as long as she stays quiet, I don’t care if she was.

Here’s another thing that’s always going to be something to want, but never to have. They have these sex dolls called RealDolls. I did extensive research on them, and obviously I wouldn’t use them for anything sexual, but they sure do look more realistic than anything I’ve ever seen before! The catch is that they’re between 4-6 grand and shipping is between 2-5 hundred. They range in height from 5’1” - 5’10”. I want a doll that stands taller than me, but these can’t stand unassisted anyway, so although I like tall, I’d get short because they’re a little lighter. Still, the heaviest one might be a bitch to dress, though probably still easier than a regular mannequin only because I think it’d be a bit tough to pull the limbs off a mannequin and pop them back on. Plus, you have to be really careful you don’t break a regular mannequin’s fingers. They range in weight from 75-115 pounds and are made mainly of silicone that has a realistic feel to it. The dolls are very flexible and anatomically correct. You can custom design the doll, choosing everything from how much pussy hair you want, if any at all (I’d worry about those preferring shaved; too little girlish), plus the wig style, color, eye color, face/body type, etc. Even the makeup colors, the thickness of eyeliner, and nail color!

Tom had heard of these dolls and said he last heard they were selling for 5 grand. I found a site that I thought sold them for 2 grand, but then I realized that was only for this one doll made of latex rather than silicone that’s not nearly as realistic as the silicones, though more realistic than a regular fiberglass mannequin. They’re lighter too, at 25-30 pounds. Also, you have to assemble the doll yourself and you don’t get a choice of body, wig style, eye color or face. Just hair color. This doll doesn’t have a skeleton like the silicones, so she’s not as poseable. Bendable is more like it, they said, and she’ll even bend in places that humans don’t, like in the forearm.

The Realdolls also have articulated fingers and very realistic hands because, unlike other dolls that have sculpted hands, Realdoll hands are molded from real people, leaving lines, veins and even fingerprints!

The wigs are attached with Velcro which seems like a better idea than glue.

The pussy hair is embedded one at a time, part of why they’re so expensive. You can choose from natural, trimmed or bald.

There is a doll called Superbabe, but she’s also pretty pricey and not quite as realistic. Not that it’d matter to someone like me who wants to use them for decoration, but their pussies look funny because the openings are set a couple of inches higher to make for easier penetration.

For $500 extra, they’ll equip the thing with a dick and make it a he-she.

They are shipped in crates with screws and I was surprised at the wide variety of people that buy these things. Yes, even collectors like me get them! They’re not just for horny male sluts. Some couples want them to enhance their sex lives and experience a threesome without the possible complications that go with having the third party be real. Housewives get them and so do store owners. Even Howard Stern bought one and commented on how great it was. I just don’t see how a guy, or anyone, could get off on something that isn’t real, but I guess that’s just me.

Some of the FAQs and comments were hilarious. One guy asked if he could return the doll when he felt the “honeymoon” was over.

One woman said she was concerned they’d distort men’s views of women and even make them not want real women and cause her to have a hard time finding a guy (like most guys could afford them anyway?). Then again, she said, a shortage of those kinds of guys wouldn’t be such a bad idea!

Some praised it saying that it was a good way for guys into socially unacceptable behavior to act out their deviant acts. In other words, if he wants to beat the shit out of her, she won’t feel it, though I would think guys like that would want real women that could feel the pain they inflict. That’s the whole idea for those whackos.

Some describe them as twisted works of art.

One guy asked if she could grip him, could she do doggie-style, etc.

Another guy who had just received his doll said that while it was nice that she came with flowers, it would’ve been better if she’d come with a TV remote in hand (how cockish).

One of the funny pros in the pros/cons section was that they’re said to make an excellent companion for women on the road. That was one of the funniest ones! However, I can kind of see how they’d be a bit “comforting,” so to speak like a teddy bear can be comforting to a child, and my dolls can be comforting to me to have set up and displayed all over the place.

I want one more than I’ve ever wanted any other material thing except for a house. If my only choices were to get one but never any other dolls for as long as I live or to not get one and get all the other dolls I like, I’d only get a silicone. I was hoping I could get one when the queen goes, but I don’t think so. I picture her leaving us about 20 grand. Could be a lot less if the bitch ends up in a hospice in the end. Plus, it’s almost as expensive to die as it is to live. Your average funeral is around 5–15 grand, but she’s cheap so she wouldn’t be going underground in no luxury coffin. Still, even with 20 grand, a Realdoll would take up a quarter of that and that money’s probably going to go towards us getting a house. If Tom were okay with me getting a Realdoll at the time, I will, though he’d probably prefer to spend the money on other things. Maybe I could get one with the sale of the house, but that won’t be till around when he retires.

Although the latex one is more realistic than a regular mannequin, and a regular mannequin is breakable and doesn’t come with outfits like the latex and silicones, I don’t think she’s worth the 2 grand. In other words, if you’ve got thousands of dollars – get silicone. If not, just get a regular mannequin. The latex one can’t close its legs so getting jeans on it would be impossible. I wouldn’t want a doll that could only sit with its legs spread and I would want to dress them in regular clothes and not trashy, slutty lingerie. Although they have no wrist seams like regular mannequins, they have shoulder seams like they do.

Of their silicones, I totally love, love, love this one named Kaori with dark brown eyes and black hair. I think she’s Asian because from what my online research shows, Kaori seems to be a Japanese name. She’s only 5’ 1”, but for a doll that’s mighty big! Why oh why can’t I psych out 30 grand or more at a casino?!?! Then we could get a house and a Realdoll. I want her sooo bad, but oh well. Life is for the rich.

Later…

I’m so excited! I told Tom of my research and he said that 6 grand isn’t exactly an insanely outrageous amount. I guess not when you consider the fact that some things cost 100 grand or more. Plus my current collection is probably about 3 grand and that’s not counting Barbies or dolls I’ve sold. I decided I’d gladly give up collecting dolls altogether for Kaori, so I’ll end up with less than 10 grand in dolls, not a huge fortune for someone to make off with when I’m dead, though when I’m dead I won’t care. Still, all I’m getting between now and whatever year I can get Kaori is incense, clothes, books and DVDs. A lot fewer mail games to have to play!

We’re now trying a free trial DVD offer from another site. It’s only about $17 a month, though, and Tom thinks it may be worth it since we don’t have a TV. All we can watch is local TV and there’s never anything of interest to me there. He sometimes watches it, though. Anyway, we’ve got some suspense movies on the way.

Another funny thing someone wrote about the dolls was about their concern over men losing touch with reality with them. Then again, she said, if they can’t distinguish reality from fantasy, a lack of these dolls wouldn’t do them any good.

I was shocked to learn that these dolls can withstand over 400 pounds of pressure and 300º of heat. Nothing sticks to silicone either.

You can also request dolls with tan lines, and you can pierce them anywhere and put tattoos on them. I don’t care for tan lines or tats, but I’ll definitely pierce her ears.

You can apply/remove makeup on her if you want, though I’m going to get mine pre-done.

They say the skin may feel tacky at first cuz of the oils in it and so you should apply baby powder to it and it’ll diminish in time.

Unlike latex, silicone won’t dry rot in time and the silicone has a 400% elongation before it’ll tear (for perverts who want to pull her nipples). Also, the tits won’t leak because they’re of a cured form of silicone rubber which has the consistency of firm gelatin, and not a liquid.

She comes in a crate that’s 150 pounds when loaded, and they not only pad the inside, but they hang her from a neck bolt on a bracket that you can mount in your home. Maybe that’ll make dressing her even easier. All dolls come with a mini dress, a bra, panties, thigh-high stockings, and high-heeled shoes. They may be a bit sleazy, but you definitely can’t get that with a regular mannequin! Also, I’d be worried about finding shoes that’d fit the thing. I’m sure it’d be easy enough to find the right shoe size, but not the heel size, and of course, a mannequin’s ankles can’t move like Realdolls.

Another good thing about having a doll close to my height is that she can wear a lot of my clothes and shoes, although you can mix and match faces and bodies so I may get the Kaori face on Jenny or Angela’s body.

I just can’t believe how lifelike they are! They make my most realistic dolls seem like Barbies. They can even stick their tongues out!