My day started off with one hell of a delightful shocker. I won $50 in one of the daily picture puzzle contests!!! Not the Lucky Surf Lotto message I’d have preferred, saying I won a million bucks, but nice nonetheless. So Memolink did “pay off” after all, because I learned of this picture site through them. Now all I have to do is hope one of my pictures wins something! I’m still waiting to see if they’re going to publish the last one I submitted with Bailey holding a Barbie. Anyway, I had to reply to their email with my current address, and they said I’d receive the money in two weeks. Let’s hope so! They also provided a space for me to add a comment. I said that I was shocked to have won, and thanked them for having such fun contests! Perhaps I’ll take $15 of it for a Barbie, or $20 to try that other incense site. I’m not sure if they’re sending a check or a gift certificate of some kind. I want cash so I can just take $20 of it and use the rest to move with, but I also wish it would be a certificate so I can use the whole thing online. I’m sure it will be a check, though. That way we’ll have to lose a percentage of it just getting it cashed. We’ll try to open an account somewhere, but I doubt we’ll be able to. Only one winner per household every 6 months is allowed, but when we move I’ll just sign up in Tom’s name.

Tom made a timer program for me yesterday because my dial timer had to go and break. It’s mine, so of course it did! The program is great for cooking and working out. It does just what I need it to do.

Sheriff Joe was in the news again. The little cock made the inmates walk – no march – to the new jail they opened up in their boxers and flip-flops. Yeah, that’s something the old bastard would do. Next thing you know he’ll make them walk around naked. I wonder if he’s cut them down to just one meal a day yet. What I wonder more is why no one’s killed the crazy loon yet.

They selected a German pope. Great. So now we can have a “world leader” who hates both Jews and gays. Just what the world needs.