I’m still 123 pounds and I think it’s safe to say that this is as low as I’ll go what with how little I shit when I’m down here. It’s okay. I can get around quite comfortably at this weight as opposed to the 130s, and the main thing is that my curbed appetite will save us a lot of money in the end. I’d have to cut down to around 800 calories to lose more weight and I’m not about to do that.

My latest win is a tooth-whitening spray. These banana yellows could really stand to be turned into pearly whites! I may not smoke, but coffee and tea stains them enough.

Tom got the shirt I custom-designed for him as a surprise. He thinks it’s way cool. Yes, they did do a good job.