So there’s a warrant out for God knows what in my dreams last night, then I’m featured on a 1-hour series about wanted fugitives, and I’m all worried about my folks seeing it and freaking out.

Then we’re living in the cellar of what seems like a spacious enough house. Only problem is that very few houses in the west have cellars, and for some reason, we can’t live on the main floor for a while. Guess something was wrong with it. It looked like a nice enough house to be holed up in its cellar for a while.

Those are the only two dreams I remember.

I saw the trailer for the movie 2012. I don’t see how the world could possibly end the way they’re predicting. I mean it’s just not scientifically possible for all these natural disasters to occur at once all around the globe. Besides, everyone thought the world would end in 1999 yet it didn’t. So unless there’s some evil force far eviler than I ever dreamed possible that sets out to deliberately destroy the world at once, these things just can’t happen. And since when do tornados pick on New York anyway? And why have it end so violently if something up there wants it to end then? Just kill the sun and we’ll all die in half a second!

I believe the world will end in 100-200 years thanks to the sick twisted towel heads in the Middle East who will probably be able to nuke everyone by then. It’s usually Iran, Iraq, Pakistan and Palestine that cause most of the world’s problems, so I’m sure it will be spearheaded by one of them. They hate everyone.

If I’m wrong, though, and the world really does end in a couple of years, well then I won’t have to worry about money struggles for 40 more years or who’s going to take care of us when we get too old to fend for ourselves. It would suck to have to check out, though, just one year prior to getting our pension money, but hey, whatever’s meant to be is gonna be. I’m ok with whatever it is, though the thought of dying and what may lay beyond has always frightened me. I would still love to see the movie!