Accidentally found Mary D's account. I was going through old photo albums on my main Facebook account when I spotted a comment from her. She switched to a bogus name and altered her appearance. She looks horribly phony, like a blow-up doll, and I'm not saying that just because of my anathema toward her.

Anyway, out of curiosity, I checked out her account, and she's really heavily into gaming. I'm betting she has multiple Facebook accounts, and this one is strictly used for gaming updates. 

There was one full-body shot of her, and I could see she put on some weight, especially in the hips and thighs, but hey, she's a mammal, and she's getting older. She would now be in her late forties, and that's about when it really starts piling on.

She's got a ring on her finger. I can just imagine the kind of guy she's married to, and how many more kids she's spit out. She doesn't really talk about her personal life on this account, which I blocked from my main account after giving her a piece of my mind from my other account. Again, it was mostly gaming stuff, something about someone's dog looking like them, and then whining about someone talking shit about her.

In the comments section, which is open to the public, I said it was funny coming from her, since after all, she swore she loved me like a sister after using me from jail for so long, just to eventually dump me because of what someone supposedly told her without coming to me first.

But guess what, Mary D? I'm not the forgiving idiot I used to be. And not that you ever would, of course, but if you ever had balls enough to apologize and want to resume our “friendship,” the answer is a flat-out no.