Here’s the latest from Tammy, claiming to be from Sarah as “goodone.” I assume that’s the niece she’s trying to come off as anyway as we go from threats to sexual.

“Hi Fucked Up Aunt this is the shit head niece. Just wanted to know what you are smoking today? I heard about your dolls, and I just wanted you to know that I collect PUSSY dolls. And if you are really good I will let you lick them since in your fucked up diary that gives all of us a great laugh you claim to be BI. So my message to you is SUCK IT BITCH. with love the good niece.”

Not sure about the part where I “claim to be bi.” Does she think I’m really straight? Just gay? Well, I always did prefer the ladies, but as I said before, I married Tom for love as opposed to lust. If a marriage of lust was enough for me I’d have either married before meeting Tom or never at all.

Why is she calling her kid “the good niece” and the “shit head niece” at the same time? And what am I smoking? Hmmm…this chick’s losing it, alright. Try as I do, I cannot understand where this rage comes from. I’ve never known her to act this crazy before, but I guess there’s a first time for everything, right?

I still don’t get what the point is either. I’m trying to read between the lines, and I’m still not sure if she’s trying to get me to set my online journal as private, or if she’s trying to bait me into writing threats (for real). Maybe she just wants to drive me crazy? Tom thinks that my not mentioning her at all will create worse problems for her. If he’s right, then maybe she really does enjoy the journal. She keeps reading it, doesn’t she? But why get carried away with the insulting and threatening messages and take the risk of the person marking it as private? Either way, I’m going to take his advice and only mention what she sends in my tell-all journal. In fact, today I might not do an entry other than the “Ariella” affair I’m writing about. Ari is just a character in my next book, LOL.

I’m now 69% through Portuguese 101 with a 93% accuracy rate and have already made Student of the Week in Portuguese. Yup. Portuguese is much more similar to Spanish than Italian is to Spanish, though the pronunciation is harder than both.

The doll has 4 watchers and 26 views. Do I think she’ll sell? I couldn’t begin to guess, though I am hopeful. It’s hard to believe all 4 watchers have the same doll and are just watching to see what mine sells for. Especially with only 3500 of her ever made. She’s also black, something this country’s become quite obsessed with, and I’m selling her for less than half of what she’s worth. On the flipside, times are tough now and the economy is still doing pretty shitty.

As frustrating as it may be that there are still no jobs coming into Auburn, I had to laugh when Tom pointed out that he’s sure made a lot of money sitting around. Yeah, almost $1300 a month IS getting paid quite a bit to not work, LOL.