Some experts would say that I should not be singing as well as I do today because I wasn’t very good when I was really young. Yeah, that’s my random fact of the day for you.

Duewi is trying to lose the nickname Duewi, so in order to help de-Duewi her I will be calling her by her real name – Marie. I guess she’s had the nickname since Valleyhead and she’s ready to lose it. Marie was always just a so-so name to me, but being that it’s her name, it’s suddenly as lovely as ever.

She had me laughing my ass off yesterday when she commented on one of the questions I was asked on Formspring. The questions are asked both by people and a random generator, and you can ask me anything, even anonymously. One of the questions was what my ideal woman is like and I said, tall, dark and tough, but not vicious. A good sense of humor, but also a good set of brains. One who isn’t insecure, moody or insensitive.

So she replied to that with something like, “Well, I guess that puts me out, since I’m an insecure jerk, LMAO!”

At first I couldn’t figure out what the hell she was talking about (I forget just how much of an interest she takes in all the sites I frequent which is truly flattering), then I remembered calling her something to that effect in my journal that time I got pissed at her, LOL.

We chatted this morning and she explained to me why she sometimes still has panic attacks and how she deals with them. I told her I’ve learned to recognize when she’s panicky because that’s when she starts getting paranoid and thinking I’m pushing her away or dumping her. You know, being an insecure jerk? Hahahaha!

The part that had me cracking up today was when we were discussing her OCD and how she likes to count things and it must break down correctly. I then hit back with, “So if you counted my pussy hairs and you didn’t like the number, would you make me shave some?”

She said yes, but she’d be busy licking and sucking, LOL!

She sent me a close-up of her smiling that someone took at work. She’s aged very well. Yeah, she looks older, but she’s still so thin and her hair and eyes look great. I may not have any wrinkles, but I’ve definitely got more gray hairs. I dye it now every couple of months or so.

In my feedback to her last entry, I went off about how her mother was given the choice of giving her up or going to jail for trying to kill her when she was 6 and was like WTF? What the hell kind of ultimatum is that? The sicko should be sent to prison for years! How is it I go down half a year for a bullshit letter while a would-be murderer gets to simply give up on her kid and remain free?!

I told her I was sorry if my feelings about the whole thing offended her, but she said she was actually turned on by it, LOL! I was glad to hear this, too.

So let me get this straight, I’m dirty enough for the free rating site, but not dirty enough to get paid at the other site??? Oh well. In just two days my second story on the rating site jumped to 2nd place while the first is in 6th place. I am currently working on some steamy Jodi and Marie scenes. Oh, the fun and utterly dirty things we do in print! Speaking of Storyland, I gotta head on over there and get working on what I started yesterday. Of course I check to see what other jobs I can do while I’m at it.

The next part of my bio should be on within a few days. As I go through it I can say that it’s not as poorly written as I thought it was, but it needed work. Still got a couple of hundred pages to go through.

There was another view and guestbook signature at Classmates, but I can’t see who it is, of course.

I thought Jesse went to work since I heard Whiskey at 5:00, but then I saw them both running around in back at 7:00. Is he now leaving them loose when he goes to work? I’m just glad they’re quiet when they come down here since I know that asking him to keep them to himself would be useless.

I’m up 3 pounds after taking just one lousy day off of dieting and already getting the water bloaties, even though my period isn’t due till the 27th. Geez, why don’t I just start getting bloated for June’s period!