Andy’s got his power back but wasn’t staying at his brother’s like I thought. The poor guy just had to walk around his place with a flashlight. He took pics of the damage around Springfield and will be sharing them soon.

Being the nosy snoop that I love to be, I check out whatever family members of Tom’s I can find on FB every now and then. I was spying on them today when I discovered something rather interesting. Several months ago Nickolena and Parker had each other listed as brother and sister and were “friends” with their father, David. But now, they’ve still got each other listed as brother and sister, but they’ve not only dropped daddy, but Parker has a Victoria F listed as also being a sister.

My first thought was that Daddy’s been plugging his willy into some other cave since we last knew them, but then I remembered he sent his balls under the knife. So maybe Evie got knocked up and they split when she insisted on keeping it???

It’s hard to say how old Vic is since it’s a shitty picture.

Nickolena looks pretty good but Parker looks like a fat ugly geek and his bright red hair looks phony.

Nane’s brother Toby finally accepted my friend invite. He’s 7 years younger than Nane while Mike’s 2 years younger than her. Between the 3 of them, only one has one kid from what I can tell – Angelina who’s in her 20s. I mostly friended them to see what pictures of Nane they may be hiding. Just because she’s a bitch doesn’t mean she still doesn’t make for great eye candy. :)

There were a few of Ingrid and one of Nane at a brunch in early 2010, though Ingy doesn’t look nearly as nice as in the public ones that Mike and Martha, Nane’s Colombian sister-in-law, have in their albums. In these pics, she looks old, and not exactly ugly but not nice either. For some reason, her wrinkles are a lot more prominent in these photos. She’s dressed elegantly but her hairstyle is kind of young; pulled back in a braided ponytail that reaches between her shoulder blades.

This isn’t Nane’s greatest picture, but I still like it. She looks worn out and like she may be tired, depressed or even annoyed. Her hair is sort of trashed too, but more light brown than red. Still nice for her age.

Anyway, she hasn’t dumped me yet but I really think that’s just because she’s spending the weekend with her boyfriend and hasn’t gotten my message yet.