Sunday, May 20, 2012

Although we refused to answer them, Aly and I got hit with some very troll-like questions on Ask like why we were being so mean to her, why we were talking about her, and how ashamed we should be of ourselves. The thing is that they’re not written in the way Molly usually writes. Alison pointed out in a PM on FB the telltale signs of Molly which simply weren’t present in this round of questions, and we both know Molly’s not smart enough to change her writing style. But neither is Kim, and there were plenty of telltale Kim signs on this last round for sure.

I agree with Aly when she said the more she learns about Kim (the real one) the less she likes her. I think Kim has lived in a fantasy world for so long now and has been so many damn people in her mind and online that not even she can keep track of what’s real and what’s not at this point.

She was asked, for example, what her hair and eye colors were. She answered with blue and blond. Ok, blue, I can buy, but blond? I’ve seen enough pictures to see that clearly, her hair is brown. She doesn’t dye her hair, nor does she strike me as the type to even if she were old and gray. Yet as Aly confirms, she always claims to be blond. Colorblind? Or is that just what she’s told herself so many times that that’s what she believes?

Aly admitted she asked her some questions anonymously just to test her reaction. Nothing vulgar or anything, but things like if she’s recently lied to anyone and other questions she hasn’t answered.

I wanted to give her back some of her “Molly” questions just to fuck with her but if I get too obvious, she’ll suspect it’s coming from someone she knows well.

If they weren’t so well written I’d wonder if my “pretty lady” fan was really Kim, but that’s nothing Kim would do. Kim lacks originality, too. “r u a retard?” is more like Kim. Molly’s questions would usually have a whiny and accusatory ring to them and would be in regard to her. Not the person they were going to. Like Kim, this person is also capping odd words whereas Molly didn’t use contractions very often and often left out spaces between sentences. Molly also isn’t a fan of caps. We still believe most of the Molly questions are indeed from Molly or someone who knows her.

I just asked Kim anonymously who her top 3 online friends are because I know I’m one of them and I want to see how she spells my name. She seems to spell my name right in her silly stories, but oddly enough, so does Molly when so many people spell it wrong. Even Nane still spells it Jodie or Jody when I’m not the usual Lady Rainbow.

I sometimes wonder if some of the strange questions I get could be from Nane, Andy, someone else I know, or just a random person there who’s read enough of my answers and questions to know just enough of what to ask me.

Aly’s admitted to asking a few anonymous questions when she wasn’t logged in, but they’ve all been the kinds of questions she’d ask anyway. Me too, only it was because I forgot to uncheck the “ask anonymously” box. Usually, I remember, but sometimes I do forget.

Andy would be the most likely to ask some of the goofy and even dirty anonymous questions, but I think it’s mostly troll-related or just random people. That’s the fun of Ask, though, wondering and guessing who’s who of the anonymous people. Maliheh? Nane? Nah, too “grown-up” and well-behaved. Mitch? Adonis? Maybe.

Later...

The official packing has begun. At least some of it has. We’re going to pick up 4 or 5 of those plastic bins I mentioned earlier each week. I just emptied out a huge, but old and flimsy box and packed what was in it that I wanted to keep into a bin. Then I threw what we’re either going to sell or leave behind into a smaller box. We need to organize, store and sell things whether we are moving or not, anyway.

Tom spent a few hours today going through the shed. He was going to yesterday but yesterday we had to spray inside and out for those fucking yellow jackets. There were two of them in the bathroom. Tom didn’t see any hives where the water tank is or up in the cooler, so they could be coming up through the pipes under the bathroom sink. I can’t wait to leave this freak show we call home! It’s just that I sometimes worry we won’t be able to find anything affordable in an adult community that we want that’s close enough to where he works. I’ll scream if our only options are apartments, mainstream houses, or some other dump on another shared lot. I’m as tired of “sharing” as I am against the idea of attached living. But would we have been living in tiny old dives for this long if it weren’t what was meant to be?

Later...

Ok, I’m officially creeped out after two spiders and one stinkbug. God knows what other nightmares got stirred up when I was rummaging in the closet earlier beginning to sort things for moving.

I can’t get online now rolls eyes but hey, what else is new? Tom thinks the thermostat’s signal may be interfering with the modem. And I think AT&T is just fucked up. So I’m typing this in Word until I’m able to post it.

So…dove sono tutti? Where is everyone? I heard from Andy and Eileen, but I wonder where Kim and Aly are today. I don’t expect to hear from Nane, of course, since she’s on vacation. I check her wall once a day, though, just to see if she’s checked in from the hotel and maybe even posted some pictures.

I’m wondering if my sister’s Facebook account has been taken over. She was supposed to have returned last week yet I still haven’t heard from her. There’s also some weird shit on her wall. A picture of 3 girls attending their prom. Well, Tammy was tagged as one of these girls and there are all these likes and comments from people I’m not sure are even on her friend list.

Oh, here we go again with the anonymous questions from someone who hints at knowing me.

My allergies have been annoying on and off but nothing too serious. The forecast called for rain on Friday. “Yeah, right,” I said to myself, and sure enough it’s down to just clouds now. It shouldn’t rain till the fall. Personally, I hope it doesn’t rain while we’re still here and wash away the poison we sprayed all over the cooler, doors and windows.

Kim just checked in on Ask and I’m wondering if she asked me the last two questions anonymously asking if I knew who they were.

My allergies are getting worse. I really don’t want to have to take Benadryl now and be knocked out for a couple of hours.

I’m really starting to think Kim’s asking herself some of the same questions she’s asked Aly and me to try to throw us off her scent. I mean it could still be troll-related, but I think she’s the new troll. I really do. Oh, to be able to track Ask!

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