First, here are the questions my “questioner” has asked me so far. Love how they sometimes cap the first letters of nouns like the Germans do. Also, I apologize to my regular subscribers for this entry being so long, LOL! You can just skip it if you want!

Have you ever tried eating Matzoh?

What did you and Andy fight about? Did you fist fight? Did he ever give you a bloody lip?

What do you think Jessie, Andy and Jenny are doing in their lives right now? Do you think they are still alive?

Is Jessie female? If so why was Andy your only male friend?

Jessie, Jenny, Andy & Paula. Name 3 great memories you share with these people?

I fear no legal trouble from you-M

I only read my-diary so ask your questions there or here

what past friend do you have the best memories of?

how many computers have you owned in your life?

you wrote: But where and how can I ask you questions? I’d like to ask you some too, you know. Isn’t it only fair? Ask me in your journal. I’ll read it there and post the answers here.

What was the largest tip you got as a dancer?

Of all the friends you’ve ever had which one were you friends with the longest?

My favorite Band wrote a song about you.

Next time I have a bad day do ya mind if I take it out on you? It seems to inspire you to write better.

I don’t think you’ll get this many questions from all of us if we have to register. Trust me, I’ll NEVER register.

Also, if I harass you more are you gonna get scared like the last time and make it private?

Thanks to me your journal entries are longer and more interesting. Don’t you think I should harass you more?

It seems you’ve only had sex with women a handful of times in your life and almost the same with a man. Why? And how do you know you’re Gay?

From reading your journals I gathered that you haven’t slept with a woman since 1991. You claim to be Gay. Why did you marry a man?

Would you accept money from a man to eat you out? A woman?

I liked you once but I pity you now. Would you still want to be my bud?

Does Tom fart a lot more since he’s gained weight?

After I got my revenge on you, I suffered the next day from someone else’s abuse. Does that make you feel better?

Is it smart to eat a man’s jizz?

Do you ever feel like a misfit?

Do you prefer friends who are easy to get along with or who call you on your bullshit?

I bet you simulate sex with your mannequins cause you’re not getting any in real life, huh?

Yes it matters. What type of sex did your girlfriend have with the dog?

What type of sex did your friend have with the dog?

Has anyone you know ever had sex with a dog?

Being that you have an interest in Space, what planet most intrigues you and why?

Do you watch/enjoy porn?

What foreign Country frightens you the most?

Do you think it’s ok to date a Satan worshipper?

Don’t you think you deserved to go to jail to pay for all the people you harassed on the telephone throughout your teens, twenties and thirties? Karma is a bitch just like you buddy.

You love to blame other people for your troubles but did you ever stop to consider what part you played in the consequences?

It’s hard for Everyone to keep a schedule. Why do you use that as an excuse not to work in the real world? BTW all of us hate people.

Why did you avoid answering my two questions? Isn’t the theme of this thread “ask me ANYTHING?”

In your Journals, why are you not completely honest? Why do you spread false truths?

When you lived in Az. did you ever go to a concert at The Celebrity Theatre?

Why is your husband such a lazy bum who can’t get a job? I bet he doesn’t go out every day IN PERSON filling out applications.

Okay, those are the “questions.” I accidentally deleted a few other questions where they made cracks about Tom’s weight and work history as well as me looking fat in my photos.

I’ve narrowed it down to 5 possible “suspects” and have put names next to each question (not included here) as to who I think might ask each one. Some of these questions might be from a split chick named Molly. She started harassing a good cyber friend of mine (Alison) before we met, then she started trying to buddy up with Alison’s friends, including me. She did a Google search on Maliheh, so I warned her (and I still think it’s her) that she might hear from Molly. How do I know she did a Google search on her? That’s for me to know and you to wonder. :) The problem is I can’t block the bitch on Formspring without blocking out Maliheh or Andy or Jenny or whoever the fuck it is for sure.

Now, back down to business. I promised that once I go from fairly certain to definitely certain of the person’s identity I would not reveal their name unless they tell me it’s ok to. And they might. They seem to love being discussed in my journal. But for some reason, they’re obviously very much afraid of me. Like terrified. Why else would they be hiding like they have been so far? I’ve assured them no legal action will be taken against them and that I am harmless, but I guess they don’t believe that, LOL.

I will admit that while I love a good mystery to ponder, I am curious to verify their identity and I hope they’ll be brave enough to one day come out from behind the scenes.

When my friendship with Jenny C ended – yeah, you guessed it - I prank-called her and she pranked me back. But who should get caught? Well, me of course! But when I received the subpoena to appear in court I crumbled it up and tossed it in the trash. Then I came home one night and the guy who lived below me said that the cops had been there looking for me because someone called them saying I supposedly beat up an old lady named Mrs. Baker. Right away I knew it was her trying to flush me out for the default warrant out on me. We didn’t get our day in court, however, till I left Springfield and moved to Deerfield. In fact, it was my getting in trouble with Maliheh and this other company that ultimately forced me to have to go to court for her. The arresting officer was kind enough to ROR me instead of keeping me in jail all weekend, and I didn’t want to let him down by not showing up in court even though I knew they wouldn’t do anything, and they didn’t. So I guess Jenny might see that as “revenge,” but I doubt it. All I can say is this: if you are Jenny, remember how you asked if I still wanted to be your bud? Well, NO, I don’t! I don’t hate you or anything, but as you once said of me, you just weren’t a true friend. We never had much in common and I found you to be very selfish, insensitive and bossy. I wish you luck, but if by some chance “all of us” includes Jenny, we will NEVER be friends.

Of course, Andy’s refusing to forgive me for a tape I never had could also be considered revenge in his mind, but I’m still going with Maliheh.

But all this hate and anger the person harbors doesn’t seem to fit the crime. If it’s prank calls that have them so upset, why so much anger? And why all these years later? Had I kicked the crap out of them or ripped them off, then I could see all the hate and anger, but for phone calls? Maybe there’s more going on in their minds than I know.

I remembered a couple of other things about Maliheh. She kept screaming that I wouldn’t listen to her, but as far as I recall, she wouldn’t let me get a word in edgewise because she wouldn’t stop screaming at me. She was making a turkey one night too, and said she quit smoking. It was serious enough to be called at work by her doctor, she told me.

They did say I could ask questions here that they would answer on Formspring. So here goes my 20 questions! Well, it may not be quite that many.

If you won’t tell me your name, would you at least tell me your eye color?

What is your orientation?

What do you do for a living?

You said you liked me once. What did you like about me?

Do you want me to continue with the story you asked me to write?

Do you know any foreign languages?

Ok, so only 6 questions. Sorry I couldn’t come up with more to ask!

Anyway, this has been fun and all that, but it’s keeping me from my chapter deadline on my other story. My boss/teacher on the other side of the world wouldn’t appreciate that, LOL. So I’m off to finish chapter 16.