I'm tired today because the last part of my sleep was fragmented. Damn, I wish there was a way to stop this shit! I feel like I'm never going to sleep soundly all the way through ever again. First, I got up to pee and had a little trouble falling back asleep. Then I had to snort. Then I had to play nose (it's always the left side that closes up). And finally, I had a nightmare.

I was younger, I think, with this young female friend, and we were both asleep on a mattress that sat directly on the floor of either a hotel room or an apartment. We were wanted fugitives for some reason, and for the second day in a row, there was a knock on the door. The knock woke me up right away, but I had to nudge the woman I was with. I put a finger to my lips, signaling for her to be quiet.

The knock came again, and we both slowly crawled across the floor and over to the door. There was just enough of a gap to peer under it. At first, I worried we would be staring into a camera, but instead we saw a pair of feet in black shoes. Suddenly, we heard one of them whisper, "Let's go for it." I thought they were going to kick the door in, but all of a sudden there was this hissing sound, and I knew they had slipped tear gas under the door.

I motioned for the woman to run into the bathroom and shut the door before the gas got to us. Once in the bathroom, she began to climb out of the window, even though she was only wearing her underwear. I was in my underwear too but managed to grab a sundress and slip it over my head. The dream ended at that point.